hey sup x

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

megnesiums:

theangelictennant:

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

ok hannibal

Being impulsive and immediately regretting it

bpdprobs:

Originally posted by josuedelosvalientes

irontemple:

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

reheating:

Me

aphador:

what a beautiful day and i want to listen to some music:

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

smugsbunny2:

chaotic neutral

pooblub:

can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone

blondefuckingassassin:

ayeitsnotbilly:

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

I’m absolutely in love with this.

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.